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Vernacular for testicles, in other words, balls.
While you're down there, lick my naitz.
Naitz by The Big Bazoo January 9, 2009
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Japanese word for an attempt at paizuri (titfuck) with insufficient cleavage.
literally means "rubbing against nothing"
Konata's chest is perfect for Naizuri!
Naizuri by Olan Montalvo June 15, 2010
Related Words
Naitzabel Naitz nitz Naitik natzi nait nailz Naitch Nitza Nahtzee
a hip-hop artist and singer from Norway, known for his songs “good day”, “coffin girl” and more. he often makes songs about bad relationships, heartbreak and other deep shiet
guy 1: damn, did she really break up with you?
guy 2: yup..
guy 1: that sucks.. put on some Naits and you’ll feel better
Naits by Matter Newsland November 29, 2021
A Natzer is some who natzes on a someone else on a daily basis. As a Natzer you have to be extremely proficient in any first person shooter games. Natzing could be described as a an extreme form of rekking someone else.

Every Natzer will win a 1v1 on Rust against a Non-Natzer at any time of the day.
You are so sick, you are a real Natzer.

I love the way you natzed him.

You are a Natzer, you are obliged to write "G E N A T Z T" after each one tap.
Natzer by OriginalNatzer January 27, 2021
Nahtzee was a popular world war 2 game that Jewish soldiers played. to score the highest, you must kill five guys named Hans in a row. the German armies retaliated with a game of their own called Gas Who.
'hey yo! I just killed five guys called Hans!'
'bro nice, that's a Nahtzee for sure!'
Nahtzee by Vladimir Gluten October 17, 2021

naitsirhc 

Nait Sirhc is an alias for Christian, used only by a daring few of the most powerful and influential men in the world. Anyone using this nickname and/or alias is quite possibly one of, if not the most incredible person alive. As only people with the most tremendous intelligence realize that "Nait Sirhc" spells "Christian" backwards, and thus equate usage of the pseudonym with the user's actual real first name, the bearer of this Soubriquet Rouge is often cloaked in enigma and mysterious allure. It is generally accepted that anyone amazing enough to utilize this alias will have, or has already had, the prerequisite disposition towards wine, women, and song. A penchant for the finer things in life is also typical amongst the world's most powerful of the inner circle; luxury supercars, premium cigars, and a generally amiable dymamism.

Usage of this alias by people who do not possess the first name of "Christian" is blasphemy and punishable by death or a fine of up to $100,000.
"is that really naitsirhc? no... it can't be!"
naitsirhc by loooooooolololol February 4, 2010

Jim Nantz 

Announcer for CBS. Does golf, football. Known to be the biggest Patriots alive. Don't believe me, watch a Patriots game on CBS, then you'll agree with me.
Phil Simms: Hey Jim, why is Tom Brady playing badly today?

Jim Nantz then takes the CBS owned shotgun and kills Phil Simms.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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