Naitz

Vernacular for testicles, in other words, balls.

While you're down there, lick my naitz.

by The Big Bazoo January 9, 2009

Naizuri

Japanese word for an attempt at paizuri (titfuck) with insufficient cleavage.
literally means "rubbing against nothing"

Konata's chest is perfect for Naizuri!

by Olan Montalvo June 15, 2010

Naits

a hip-hop artist and singer from Norway, known for his songs “good day”, “coffin girl” and more. he often makes songs about bad relationships, heartbreak and other deep shiet

guy 1: damn, did she really break up with you?
guy 2: yup..
guy 1: that sucks.. put on some Naits and you’ll feel better

by Matter Newsland November 29, 2021

Natzer

A Natzer is some who natzes on a someone else on a daily basis. As a Natzer you have to be extremely proficient in any first person shooter games. Natzing could be described as a an extreme form of rekking someone else.

Every Natzer will win a 1v1 on Rust against a Non-Natzer at any time of the day.

You are so sick, you are a real Natzer.

I love the way you natzed him.

You are a Natzer, you are obliged to write "G E N A T Z T" after each one tap.

by OriginalNatzer January 27, 2021

Nahtzee

Nahtzee was a popular world war 2 game that Jewish soldiers played. to score the highest, you must kill five guys named Hans in a row. the German armies retaliated with a game of their own called Gas Who.

'hey yo! I just killed five guys called Hans!'
'bro nice, that's a Nahtzee for sure!'

by Vladimir Gluten October 17, 2021

naitsirhc

Nait Sirhc is an alias for Christian, used only by a daring few of the most powerful and influential men in the world. Anyone using this nickname and/or alias is quite possibly one of, if not the most incredible person alive. As only people with the most tremendous intelligence realize that "Nait Sirhc" spells "Christian" backwards, and thus equate usage of the pseudonym with the user's actual real first name, the bearer of this Soubriquet Rouge is often cloaked in enigma and mysterious allure. It is generally accepted that anyone amazing enough to utilize this alias will have, or has already had, the prerequisite disposition towards wine, women, and song. A penchant for the finer things in life is also typical amongst the world's most powerful of the inner circle; luxury supercars, premium cigars, and a generally amiable dymamism.

Usage of this alias by people who do not possess the first name of "Christian" is blasphemy and punishable by death or a fine of up to $100,000.

"is that really naitsirhc? no... it can't be!"

by loooooooolololol February 4, 2010

Jim Nantz

Announcer for CBS. Does golf, football. Known to be the biggest Patriots alive. Don't believe me, watch a Patriots game on CBS, then you'll agree with me.

Phil Simms: Hey Jim, why is Tom Brady playing badly today?

Jim Nantz then takes the CBS owned shotgun and kills Phil Simms.

by Big Dick Johnsons Large Cock February 23, 2011