Nag- Gard

The posture taken by the Gards of Isengard from the preamble to the Ring Lord And His Minion, it's refers to the pose held by Gards when meet after a substantial absence. The Gard will step onto his right foot & as the left is raised to knee level he will pivot 75-90 degrees his weight as one shoots up the other down and "Nag-Gard" posture is successful once held for a min of 35sec

There Nag- Gard was exquisitely executed, with a beautifully balanced air hold. It all took place in front of the palace as they greeted their new attendees.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025

Naggard

To be a Naggard requires four primary criteria. These are as follows: 1. You must be someone who nags others frequently and obsessively find fault. 2. You must be operating from a ghetto cultural perspective by choice and or fashion or; actually existing within a true ghetto living situation. 3. You are a woman, and most likely are in a relationship which; enables you to maximize and optimize your nagging skills to a highly refined level. 4. You sincerely believe that nagging others is appreciated by all as a legitimate form of communication and, the mere act of you nagging should be held in high regard.

The las thing a man wants to come home to after fighting this world, is round two with a Naggard.

It is better to live in the corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a Naggard.

Nothing's worse than a Naggard no it all.

My Naggard wife is like living next to an airport, after awhile you don't notice it.

Naggards shape the repetition of unpalatable truths into a new form of insidious miscommunication.

by Markoplex March 9, 2021