The determination of the fuck-worthiness of a female.(ie-whether they're worth wasting a rubber on). Analagous to Seinfeld's Elaine inspired "sponge worthy".
by wolfbait51 April 1, 2011
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen January 21, 2015
As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.
Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.
Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.
Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.
by GoochFace April 28, 2013
A story that is worthy to post on collegefession.com
Something really crazy and nasty that you've ever done, usually related to sex, drugs and alcohol.
Something really crazy and nasty that you've ever done, usually related to sex, drugs and alcohol.
''-Are you collegefession worthy? +Yea, last night I had sex with 3 different girls, blacked out and woke up on a bench with a bra on my balls''
by collegefession April 2, 2014
lol should not be accredible at any time. however if need be used, if you hear a statement that is funny and you want to let person know that you literally laughed out loud, it is lol worthy.
by BAlleRinAZ April 15, 2009
from "Seinfeld": an attractive man, worthy of being a woman's next sex partner, particularly when her preferred method of birth control is the contraceptive sponge, and her stockpile of sponges is limited (since the only manufacturer had discontinued production).
by jodama December 28, 2005
1) A woman that is so fine that she deserves to be thought about when jacking off
2) Something that gives you the urge to drink a shot of Jack Daniels.
2) Something that gives you the urge to drink a shot of Jack Daniels.
1) Jill's so fine and curvey. That girl is JACK WORTHY!!
2) I just got a promotion. I think I'm going down to the bar because this is a moment that's JACK WORTHY.
2) I just got a promotion. I think I'm going down to the bar because this is a moment that's JACK WORTHY.
by Brownie Johnson August 11, 2006