jack worthy

1) A woman that is so fine that she deserves to be thought about when jacking off

2) Something that gives you the urge to drink a shot of Jack Daniels.

1) Jill's so fine and curvey. That girl is JACK WORTHY!!

2) I just got a promotion. I think I'm going down to the bar because this is a moment that's JACK WORTHY.

by Brownie Johnson September 10, 2008

Not worth jack shit

Not worth the trouble or the value

That car's not worth jack shit

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

jackworthy

A female (usually young and skinny with well proportioned breasts) whose picture or image you would want to jack off to.

Mallory Wood gives me wood-she is so jackworthy.

by jordan skelly May 13, 2005