Nonexistent 

Anything on the Urban Dictionary that doesn't have a sex-based reference.

Person 1: Man, it's impossible to find something without a sex joke related to it's name on the Urban Dictionary, it's nonexistent!

Nonexistent by ieatcereal November 22, 2021

Nonexistent 

Your brain, talent, and love life. Need I say more?

Did you seriously just look up "nonexistent" on Urban Dictionary? You fucking retard.

Nonexistent by Yopmail User August 16, 2022

nonexistent 

Nonexistant: /Non•ee•ggsi•stant/
a term used to describe a Chinese government that allows its citizens to live independently.

in a nonexistent world, China wouldn't be having the problems it is now.

nonexistent by sporous October 10, 2020

Nonexistent 

An absense of existence, a thing that has no existence

My love life is completely nonexistent.

Nonexistent by KnJC25 April 1, 2008

nonexistent 

not existing. seemingly not there. missing. gone. absent.

Derrick's relationship with his 16 year old brother was almost nonexistent. They barely talked and he didn't really want him interfering with his life.

nonexistent by darksongbird March 21, 2009

Nonexistent 

Basically your dad it can also mean your girlfriend and or lover

Your dad is nonexistent.

Nonexistent by BlueMako07 on yt April 22, 2022

nonexistent 

your dad

your dad is nonexistent

nonexistent by big phil mitchell June 30, 2022