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No Problem 

Casual "you're welcome." As in "there's no need for thanks, it wasn't a hassle."
"Hey, thanks for giving me a ride!"
"Sure! No problem!"
No Problem by Julivee December 28, 2005
Words you can keep

No problem 

A way of telling your boss, ''Fuck You'' without him knowing..
Boss ''Can you work Saturday''
Employee ''Sure,no problem''
No problem by thefullronnie September 27, 2011

No Problem 

Phrase stated when posing a problem to a person to which they have no answer for you. Usually means "Forget it, I should have never asked you in the first place you chode"
Me: "Miriam, how do you want us to enter the status updates in the TPS reports?"
Miriam: "Can I explain it to you after my meeting, I really have to run"
Me: " Okay, no problem"
No Problem by Gail November 16, 2004

No Problem 

Usually, this phrase is meant as a way to express insincerity, and often it is a way to tell you, that it is indeed, a problem. Whatever happened to just saying, cheerfully, "You are welcome." ? No problem does not complete the conversation, it really means, "I don't want to discuss this."
"Thank you for the favor, Brenda"

"No problem"
No Problem by Bellevue09 February 15, 2009

‘No Problem’

The holy two words received after a ‘Thank You’ message that make all of the troubles and worries of the world disappear and caused birds to sing in the trees and stars to fall from the skies.
Thank you
No Problem

No Problem Bar 

That quant little joint just outside of Point with drinks and food and entertaintment too. Bring your friends and family to little Custer for good laughs and great times too.
We're going to No Problem Bar in Custer, WI. I hear it's a friggin' blast!
No Problem Bar by Zoinks80 March 7, 2010

No problem lieutenant sarcasm 

the response to the phrase thank you captain obvious which is made when something stupid and obvious has bees said.
The sky is blue!
Thank you captain obvious
No problem lieutenant sarcasm
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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