no fucking way 

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

no fucking way by Luke December 26, 2004

No Fucking Way 

When anything in life remotely goes wrong

I dropped a pen, "no fucking way.'
I misclicked an application, "no fucking way.'
My mom was shot and killed, "no fucking way."

No Fucking Way by Nawsayn August 20, 2023

No fucking way dude. 

Definition 1: When rejecting someone else's idea.
Definition 2: When someone tells you something unbelievable.

1:

Guy: hey dude here's my plan for the house
Person: No fucking way dude. This shit too expensive!

2:

Guy: hey dude check this out I caught it on video
Person: No fucking way dude. Did that happen?!

No fucking way dude. by allyssawashere May 8, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016