It is commonly said that Santa Claus only cums once per year, however, this is not true. Santa Claus only cums one DAY per year -- because his wife is frigid -- and that day is Xmas Eve -- however, Santa tries to cum AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE on that one day he has away from Mrs. Claus.
This is why every time Santa lands his sleigh down anywhere outside of the North Pole, you always hear him yelling out "Ho, ho, ho!"
by Peter Buttram November 22, 2006
1. Santa's most famous words
2. What you see when, three slutty girls walk by.
3. The wrong way to spell a garden tool
2. What you see when, three slutty girls walk by.
3. The wrong way to spell a garden tool
by Desmond Shoals April 9, 2008
A vagina or whore hole.
by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2017
1. What the jolly Santa famously says.
2. What John McClane includes in his hilarious message to Hans Gruber in Die Hard.
3. Destiny's Child.
2. What John McClane includes in his hilarious message to Hans Gruber in Die Hard.
3. Destiny's Child.
1. Ho ho ho, merry christmas kiddies.
2. Now I've got a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
3. The bitter cold of christmas time doesn't stop them hangin around on street corners.
2. Now I've got a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
3. The bitter cold of christmas time doesn't stop them hangin around on street corners.
by Metatron December 24, 2005
by Dubiks December 7, 2018
by scotviking February 1, 2010