Ho, ho, ho!

It is commonly said that Santa Claus only cums once per year, however, this is not true. Santa Claus only cums one DAY per year -- because his wife is frigid -- and that day is Xmas Eve -- however, Santa tries to cum AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE on that one day he has away from Mrs. Claus.

This is why every time Santa lands his sleigh down anywhere outside of the North Pole, you always hear him yelling out "Ho, ho, ho!"

by Peter Buttram November 22, 2006

ho, ho, ho

An expression father christmas uses to sluts hame little children. (hoe hoe hoe).

"I want a vibrator for christmas" the 5 year old yelled in pure exitement.

"you sure are a little ho, ho, ho"

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021

not a ho

Not charging for sex; it's either free or not at all. Hence, no ho~ing!

She's not a ho, she either gives it away or you don't get any.

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

by don congdon February 20, 2019

co-ho

(noun. /kō hō/) A similarly promiscuous friend of a promiscuous person.

Tell your girl with the body glitter to bring her co-ho to the rum party.

I need a co-ho to come party with me on a boat!

You’s a ho and your friend’s a co-ho.

by back of the boat August 16, 2019

ho vaulter

A person who has sex with a string of different people,usually in a spree.

You haven’t had sex with Jason have you?He is such a ho vaulter.He had sex with my best friend.Then later that night,he ho vaulted to my sister!!!The next morning he ho vaulted to my mom!!!I had to tell all three of them he has herpes!!!

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020

Pussy ho

A man who controls girls such as strippers or prostitutes. This man is also know as heart-breaker or puller who is pulling loads of girls

These girls are all over him, he must be a pussy ho!

by Kathryn-Hobbs August 6, 2017