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New shit

Say it when someone says something really weird to you. Like telling them they must be on a new drug
Tommy "Aye you was with amy last night"
Jake "naw nigga you on that new shit"
by lovelystuff=] November 2, 2009
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new shit has come to light

previously unknown information has been uncovered which has bearing on the current situation

Origin: "The Big Lebowski" (1998)
Tom: "Don't shitcan Jeff, man."
Jack: "Why the hell not? He's a useless motherfucker."
Tom: "Because, man, new shit has come to light. I found out his dad is worth, like, a billion dollars, and he's looking to invest."
by Nothing Is Fucked October 17, 2013
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On some new shit

A phrase that indicates that the person has made some sort of significant change or has obtained something new. This could be anything from a relationship status change to obtaining something new/fresh or even suddenly bringing in a lot of money. It could pretty much be used to reference the recent purchase of fresh new anything such as weed or drugs. Or even a new job.
Person 1: Hey what up? What are you doing this weekend?

Person 2: Oh I'm on some new shit, hit me up.
by SKILLaTON August 14, 2010
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New Mexico shit fire

A shot of tequila mixed with Bhut Jolokia hot sauce. Bhut jolokia is, of course, one of the spiciest chile peppers in the world, which makes this like a prairie fire shot on steroids. Definitely not for the weak stomach.
"Hey bartender, I need 6 New Mexico shit fires."
by Real Aggie 10 March 28, 2011
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New Jersey Shit Shot

Take a drunk skank home and when she passes out squeeze a steamin' brown load into her belly button. Mix it with tequilla (any kind of alcohol will do) and down it in one.
Philipp took a New Jersey Shit Shot out of that blonde skanks belly button last weekend
by The Sgt. October 29, 2010
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Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
by H Fowler July 29, 2012
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