NCOT

No Cock on Tap

A condition in which if you haven't had sex for a while, you get desperate for sex, perve on people you shouldn't (or wouldn't normally), find sexual innuendo in things your friends say. Its also a reason for any symptoms you might have, i.e. a headache or the shakes.
Man, Vicki stop perving on that bloke, he's gross, you have the NCOT bad today!
by shazzi12 March 30, 2010
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NCOTS

That guy is so "NCOTS" that he makes me feel sick
"Accusing others stealing their friends, but in reality their friends left because they are a massive douche bag."
by MihoyoJeanPls January 10, 2022
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