NARF

An abnormaly large, gapeing hole on the face. Some may refer to it as a mouth. More often than not contains insanely enormous horse like teeth. A person with a NARF most likely laughs like a donkey on drugs.

"Please shut your NARF, you're frightening my children."
"Dude, I just ate a really hot pepper.. My NARF is on fire!"

by Pink Pony February 26, 2013

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narf

1. one who resembles a turtle.
2. someone under the age of 15, and has a moustache & beard with patches of missing hair in it.
3. a person with facial deformities, as a result of their mothers abusing drugs while pregnancy.
4. a word that suggests "fooling around."

"damn, girl, look at that narf!"

by jenn March 24, 2005

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narffed

fucked.
like that is narffed up.
or that is fucked up.

i just narffed a cat in the ass.

by Shirly Will Do Me. March 10, 2009

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narf

To deeply inhale one's own fart to prevent it from permeating into one's surroundings.

Conor, you better narf that fart or I'm kicking you out of my car.

by Bosstowncrazypants April 7, 2011

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the dangly-down thing between the legs of a kangaroo

that one time when i met joe at the store he was like.

dude.

nice narf.

Joe: "dude! your kangaroo has a nice narf"
Me: "dude. i know. its gigantic."
Joe: "i want one."
Me: "you'll get it someday. i can loan you mine if you want it, but you'll have to do a little dance for me"
Joe: "will that be polka or waltz?"
Me: "waltz will do."
*joe starts waltzing*
Me: "joe you're dumber than jason jensen. here's your narf"

by --3993-- July 12, 2006

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