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No reason Boner. A hard on achieved with no apparent explanation.
I got a N.R.B. this morning at church.
I got a N.R.B. right in the middle of Schindler's List.
N.R.B. by B.O.B. April 4, 2003
Acronym for No Reason Boner. A random boner a guy gets for no apparent reason.
Zach; Did you see Evan got an N.R.B. in school today when he was akes to solve the problem on the board.

Ray; Yeah. How embarassing.
N.R.B. by John Dennis Riley February 6, 2008
No Reason Boner:
A spontaneous erection without any mental or physical stimulation.
"Dude, just as I answered the door I was hit by the N.R.B.!" "Woah that must bave been awkward bro dude man"
N.R.B. by SnazzLem January 22, 2013
Guy 1: Why arent you getting up?
Guy2: I have a N.R.B.
N.R.B. by ImBeatenFrequently May 10, 2018
No Reason Boner; an erection that pops up outta nowhere.
spoken as: en are bee, or nerb.
"Yeah man, the cop wanted me to get outta the car, but i had an N R B so i just took the heat."
"We broke up (other dude: "why man?"), got a fucking N R B at her grammas funeral."
"If i dont stop gettin nerbs i gonna cut the fucking thing off!!"
n r b by 6IXTY 1NE July 25, 2006
1.no reason boner
2.unexplainable boner
dude i got an n.r.b. in science.
n.r.b by joe mackdonald April 22, 2006