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N'Uber

A novice Uber ride-sharing user.
This is your first trip using the Uber app? Welcome aboard N'Uber!
by I'm NotMexican May 22, 2016
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F.U.N.! (Fuckin' Uber Nice!)

Something you say when you're having a fuckin' great time!
by Static Spike September 28, 2009
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Nuberty

A stage in life in which a normal person undergoes the initial changes that will eventually lead to nubhood or their coming into nubhood. Similar to Puberty only it tends to work in reverse, they become weaker, less coordinated and ultimately suck at life, thus they become a nub.
He was such a cool guy, athletic and smart, then all of a sudden he lost 30 pounds and started sucking at Halo... he must be going through Nuberty or something.
by Honest Justice May 31, 2006
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"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.
by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 6, 2008
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Nuber

A person that has perma-fried their brain through either drugs or alcohol. Stems from the latin root numer, meaning number, shows that an individual has destroyed a large number of brain cells
That guy smoked so much he Nubered his mind, I don't think he can function at a level on par with the average 8 year old.
by David Fern June 19, 2008
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nuberade

1.) being a nub who drinks haterade despite sucking at everythin
PATRICK SULLIVAN, patrick sullivans xbox skills at halo and call of duty.
Despite Patrick Sullican pretty much sucks major dickballs at halo, he and the iceman stil find time to drink haterade.
Patrick Sullivan drinks mad nuberade after recieving a lubejob from the "ICEMAN".
by Chris McNub March 13, 2008
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Nigel C. Nuberton

the name of the "admissions officer" who rejected Gavin from Brown University. Very hilarious.
"Dear Gavin:
You are not that good. Certainly not Brown material. noobass.
We Out,
Nigel C. Nuberton
by Mark Zakhary May 19, 2004
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