The most sweetest human being I’ve ever met in my entire life. He’s always so kind to everyone, he’s awkward and shy, he’s hilarious, he’s adorable, best of all he’s nerdy. Alright now let’s bully him now, Ahem, he’s stupid, he sounds like a 5 year old, he’s short like an ant, he’s stupid
Mystic is weird
by Griz, stupid October 16, 2020
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A person or animal that is not mentally stable and very much likes to act like a sore thumb and likes to say racist slangs and many other mean words such as " What's good my Nigg@" even when the bitch ain't black. This endangered species only found in new york city likes to bite straight into a popsicle. Has many long nights of being retarded. Bitch pulls no bitches or hoes. One good reason is that the bitch wipes at least. RIGHT????? If u ever get to meet one of these specimens in person pls dm me (pornhub.com/hotguy/smalldick/nobitches/notgay/likesdick/pokemongo
Shut cho dumbass mystic ass up fucktard
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The type of people you encounter your whole life: full time whiners. While Mystic players pass most of their time explaining their strengths, Valors and Instincts spend their time showing why Mystic players are as bad as they seem, except for themselves.
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game
PERSON A: My gym went down and no one was around, spoofers!

PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.

Person A randomnly whines about something

Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...
by GoodMysticDeadMystic July 25, 2018
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The act of sucking ones own dick. Especially when in public or under peer pressure.
Discord Kid: Let’s get Ryan to suck his own dick on camera.
Discord Kid 2: Oh you mean get him to do a Mystic Manson?
by C.W. Longrod April 7, 2021
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Mystical Aqua is a gachatuber who was known after her mini movie "Protecting the Female Alpha" and her series blew up. Her previous channel name was called "Gacha Audrey 200" but after she hit 1k subscribers, she decided to change her name to "Mystical Aquaツ", because she thought that her previous name was too common and a bit childish. She also mentioned that the name "Aqua" came from her nickname that was just supposed to be for fun, it was the only name she could think of at the moment, so she decided to use it. (This is based on her QnA video.)
by SlimyBlob746 November 21, 2020
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The act of a blue mystic gel coming out of your magic wand while giving someone a hug. AKA Ejaculating while giving someone a hug.
Hey, did you hear? Peter gave Sarah a mystic hug.
by privatetuker August 4, 2016
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