mystery machine

to hotbox one's vehicle, such as scooby and shaggy did in the show "Scooby Doo". Doo being short for doobies of course and the fact that whenever they leave the mystery machine, smoke seems to emit from it. scooby snacks of course referring to the munchies, along with the two feet tall sandwiches they always ate.

"Pat what is up bro?"

"I just mystery machined it before i got here, so im feelin pretty satisfactory."

mystery machine by scooby snacks. January 6, 2008

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mystery machine

Name of the vehicle from the TV show and Movie "Scooby Doo" that was once thought to be the housing for an evil kiddy drug dealing scheme is now thought to have been used for loli child rape by Scooby and their sinister gang. This is reported to have involved dog beastiality as well as using soft sqeeky sex toys and other rubber play things. Kids are most often lured with cookies.

Rumors also speculate about a possible connection between this and Pedobear says 4chan and it's loyal members.

"Come on tommy! They have free cookies in the Mystery Machine!"

mystery machine by SharpShark28 June 23, 2007

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Mystery machine

Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy

When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life

Mystery machine by Cumshot Larry June 4, 2016

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Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy

Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo

Mystery machine by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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