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Joshing my bagels

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A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.
Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
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joshing my tots 

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to mess with someone's emotions, or attempt to mislead them. yanking my chain pulling my leg
"You've gotta be joshing my tots right now..."
joshing my tots by OWTG August 23, 2011
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joshing my boner 

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An irrelevant term used when frustrated
Dude you're totally joshing my boner
joshing my boner by Term Meister December 21, 2017
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joybait

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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026
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fudanshi 

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Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026
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country mile 

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When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026
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