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Joshing my bagels
A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.
Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."
Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
Joshing my bagels by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011
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