My hair
Kilo: yo! I was listening to positions last night and this really good song started playing-
Ray: oh! It must’ve been the song “ My hair”
Ray: oh! It must’ve been the song “ My hair”
My hair by Skinnysisterhood101 January 7, 2021
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My Hair
n.
1. A strange, tangly mess that never looks presentable. It's favorite pastime is to annoy me and to look like a creature from beyond.
2. A thing on my head that requires constant grooming and attention, and straightening
1. A strange, tangly mess that never looks presentable. It's favorite pastime is to annoy me and to look like a creature from beyond.
2. A thing on my head that requires constant grooming and attention, and straightening
1. Bob: Hey Susie. You look nice today.
Susie: Oh, thanks. I'd look even better if my hair was behaving.
2. Teenage Drama Queen: I hate my hair! It's so ugly, and never straightens the right way *tear*
Susie: Oh, thanks. I'd look even better if my hair was behaving.
2. Teenage Drama Queen: I hate my hair! It's so ugly, and never straightens the right way *tear*
My Hair by erinoh2010 May 18, 2010
My Hair
My Hair by qeedisawatermelon March 25, 2025
my hair's on fire
A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.
my hair's on fire by Justwrite80 October 29, 2015
My hair is a bird
My hair is a bird by Frankenstein Goldfinger March 1, 2009
my hair is going home
Girl! What is up with your head?? I know.... I haven't had time to get to the salon.... uuggghh.... my hair is going home!!
my hair is going home by Debnhim November 8, 2018
My Hair is Perfect
Perceiving oneself as being without flaw, elite, above the fray, on top of the world; a feeling of unbridled confidence; gleaming with self-confidence.
Bill: I just crushed it at work, and now I'm about to go have a personal record at the disc golf course. My hair is perfect. Absolutely perfect.
Barry: Oh, it definitely is.
Barry: Oh, it definitely is.
My Hair is Perfect by jbarryd March 6, 2020
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