My wifey 

She is legit my whole world i love her smm <3

Loo is my wifey

My wifey by Loos wife June 20, 2021

My hot wifey 

NotUrJinx on xbox

Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3

My hot wifey by DoggoQueen3026 May 28, 2022

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! 

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! by NougatNewt March 28, 2022

My wife left me and took the kids 

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.

“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”

My wife left me and took the kids by bankssbitch November 21, 2018

my wife's son 

The term is used by a married mangina cuck who is raising a boy, that isn't his. Sometimes used by 4chan crowd to make fun of cucks (it was featured in "He Will Not Divide Us" Season 1)

A: "I see you got married. But who's the kid?"
B: "He's my wife's son"
A: "Oh, so a bastard child, huh?"
B: "I wish you didn't call him that."
A: "I guess it's better to be raised by a cuck than a single mom..."

my wife's son by CatoMalgus November 8, 2018

My wife's boyfriend 

A really nice dude who buys me McDonald's every now and then.

My wife's boyfriend is cool!

My wife's boyfriend by BigDaddyPhilip September 2, 2020

My wife 

A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please

My wife took the fucking kids, I'm seriously considering suicide, nigga!

My wife by I hate Stuart little December 18, 2018