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My jordan 

The most handsome boy to exist.
Feels the most loved by Lucy
Who is that guy over there?
Thats my jordan and hes the most handsome boy to exist.
My jordan by anonymous April 18, 2024

whatsup my jordan 

Used by social rejects who have never felt a females touch
boy with small dick: Calm down jordan
boy who has never gotten female validation: Whatsup my jordan with hard j
anyway follow my insta @alaiyahskyee
whatsup my jordan by alaiyah April 3, 2021

I love my Jordan 

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm
I love my Jordan by You’re Pilot December 6, 2019

Jordan ur my fav 

She snapped “jordan ur my fav”

Oh yea I hate that guy too, what a simp
Jordan ur my fav by tequilapapi September 18, 2020

scuffed my jordans 

when someone steps on or gets dirt on your fresh new pair of jordans which usually cost about $150 dollars. This is thought as to being one of the worst things you can do to a black person.
deshawn: "what the fuck dawg you scuffed my jordans!!!"

Billy: "I dont see the problem mister."

deshawn: "don't make me cap you white boy!"

Cum on my jordans 

Someone who came on someones jordan
Dis nigga full cum on my jordans
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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