A hilarous vine
by trap queen April 16, 2015
same.
by I’m just a great kid April 14, 2022
A statement of obvious fiction but believed to be true by the uneducated to be used in cases of awkward silences, as a result of too much caffeine, etc.
My dad is dead.
-He is?
Yeah he died this morning.
-I'm sorry to hear that.
Haha I'm lying you are an idiot.
-He is?
Yeah he died this morning.
-I'm sorry to hear that.
Haha I'm lying you are an idiot.
by JFLisa October 14, 2007
A child who's farther is a lawyer. This child is usually stuck up, posh and rich. The child is usually a boy who hates poor people and looks down on the, for not being well educated. Women throw themselves at hi, and are after his money and rich lifestyle.
My dads a lawyer
Black guy- imma beat you up , this is my hood
White boy- you dare lay a finger on me I'm calling my dad....my dads a lawyer
Black guy- imma beat you up , this is my hood
White boy- you dare lay a finger on me I'm calling my dad....my dads a lawyer
by Graduate 2009 March 11, 2017
by Bettyboy80000 June 7, 2016
1. Due to the seperation of two parents, the father gets you every other weekend. This is supposedly compensation for the whole week.
2. Escape from a mongrol mother.
2. Escape from a mongrol mother.
Mom: So you take her every other weekend and I have her the rest of the time and you can only have her if you pay $200 in child support. Sound good?
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.
Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.
Dad: Do I have a CHOICE?
Mom: You do. Either that, or see her an hour a week. Which one?
Dad: The first deal sounds like a proper "compensation". *rolls eyes*
Me: Hey, at least I'm going to my dad's.
Mom: YOU BROKE THE GODDAMN COMPUTER I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS WHY DON'T YOU MOVE IN WITH YOUR FATHER SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT YOU LITTLE BRAT I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU-
Me: Jesus. Is it the weekend I get to go to my dad's yet?
Going to my dad's sounds GREAT right now.
by softjay144 May 29, 2008
"U not my dad" is used as a reply when someone who isn't a family member (specifically your dad) tells you to do something and you reply with, "you not my dad".
Step dad: "austin pick that shit up"
Austin : "u not my dad u always tryna say something fuckn stupid ass noodle head"
Austin : "u not my dad u always tryna say something fuckn stupid ass noodle head"
by Unotmydad69 November 17, 2015