by peirtu May 10, 2022
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2019
A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2023
by Wardnug April 7, 2009
A phrase used to get out of a situation that you don't want to be in. Works best if you have no dog to begin with, and the person doesn't know you all that well.
Steve "Kevin you wanna come over and watch Night at the Museum 2 with me and my parents?"
Kevin "Oh I would, but my dog just died."
Kevin "Oh I would, but my dog just died."
by Cooolkid64 July 20, 2010
“my dog stepped on a bee”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“here’s the mufukn tea”
“buy one get one free”
“we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
“here’s the mufukn tea”
by aqxa on the yt June 15, 2022
Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"
by ItsKelpy June 21, 2022