muttley

Dick Dastardly's dog-minion. Makes funny grumbling noises like shnikinrickinfashinrockn-rick rassardly!

MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!! *Muttley starts dancing*

by Jammers August 05, 2005

muttley

Cursing under your breath like Dick Dastardly's Muttley. Yet another term popularized or coined by Formula 1 announcer and retired driver David Hobbs.

The team just told the driver he has to do a stop-and-go penalty. The driver's doing a muttley.

by Hobbs_fan November 15, 2011

muttley

The canine sidekick of Dick Dastardly, featured in the 60's cartoons "Wacky Races" and "Dick Dastardly and Muttley in the Flying Machines". Best known for helping/trolling his master Dastardly in his schemes, having a loving passion for medals and for his funny-as-hell laugh. If things aren't done his way, he will not give a single shit about what's gonna happen to you. Especially if you're Dastardly.

Dastardly: "Muttley! Do something!"
Muttley: "Rawrrwarr medal?"
Dastardly: "No medal Muttley! It's your duty to save me!"
Muttley: *proceeds to let his master fall off 2000 meters in the air and laughs* HIHIHIHIHIHIH.

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

Hairy Muttley

The female gentitalia. A phrase that may be used in mixed company to make your vagina conversations more interesting. A good subsitute for the word cunt in polite society.

Oh yes, she's a total hairy muttley.

by persnikety March 14, 2009

muttley

Synonym for complaining crybaby bitch.

Stop being a muttley all the time, I'm trying to have fun.

by the giggle king lord of laughs July 08, 2023