musty nuts

Balls that are unclean, sweaty, and hairy. Balls thats have a rank stench.

After I was done playing softball with the boys I had a bad case of musty nuts!

by BillC July 29, 2006

Musty Nuts

The piquant aroma that blooms in the crotch when one sweats profusely without showering for multiple days in a row.

*Fresh stank is not yet sufficient to earn the label "musty" as the funk must percolate for a minimum of 48 hours to achieve the properly aged stank of Musty Nuts.

I worked out four times this week and haven't showered once! I bet I got some serious musty nuts goin on

by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026

Mushy Nuts

A form of torture involving very saggy nuts. A person is suspended in a form that lets their "shit" hang for another person to punch very hard. It hurts very bad.

Dude my Mushy Nuts hurt really bad last night.

by Mush bag December 7, 2010

mustynuts

A scrotum that is infrequently washed and has a resultant pungent, moldy or mildewy odor similar to a semi-clean but oft-used public toilet.

I was gonna blow him until I got south of the border and got a whiff of his mustynuts.

by Gavinesq April 5, 2006