musty nuts

Balls that are unclean, sweaty, and hairy. Balls thats have a rank stench.

After I was done playing softball with the boys I had a bad case of musty nuts!

by BillC July 29, 2006

Musty Nuts

The piquant aroma that blooms in the crotch when one sweats profusely without showering for multiple days in a row.

*Fresh stank is not yet sufficient to earn the label "musty" as the funk must percolate for a minimum of 48 hours to achieve the properly aged stank of Musty Nuts.

I worked out four times this week and haven't showered once! I bet I got some serious musty nuts goin on

by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026