A Sticky and rank scrotum. Usually a result of not showering for a while or not properly shaking it after urination.
Garth: Dude I felt so bad, Bethany was craving some D last night so she started giving me a blowie- but I had not showered in a while so I know she was dealing with some mustynuggets.
Paul: Aw gross man that poor girl..
Garth: yeah, but she took it right to the finish line though! That girl is addicted to the breed seed
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"