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Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words by hornybastard March 14, 2005
You must have a runny nose
Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Jack: Yo I was so productive today
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!
Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!
John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
You must have a runny nose by Chillbro March 14, 2014
Your ears must have been ringing
Your ears must have been ringing by Rebecca Wolf June 2, 2008
you must have ebola
Ugandan Knuckles: Do you knoe da wae to da queen? (DaQueen)
Hater: Nu
Ugandan Knuckles: .o. You must have Ebola
Hater: Nu
Ugandan Knuckles: .o. You must have Ebola
you must have ebola by IAmTheQueenForDaWae February 6, 2018
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