Muscle Farm

A man who works out, but appears as though he clearly does not. Often confused with a troll, this man aspires to become an alpha male in all aspects of his life, however never actually gets results.

Small guy: Can't wait to knock off work so I can hit the gym
Workmate: Do you even lift muscle farm?

by ChrisWhite2000 September 28, 2011

manscape the muscle farm

when a man shaves his body, doesn't matter how much, but typically the junk, stomach, and chest.

just got myself some new clippers, think i'll go manscape the muscle farm.

by BussaVous November 19, 2007