Murpset 

When my grandma checks the grocery list and thinks that scratched out cup of noodles on the list says murpset then continues to tell me what it is.. "A round curious different kind of stranger." LOL

Well that guy looks like a murpset..

Murpset by 420wgranny November 13, 2011

murkset 

1. To kill
2. To do something in an aggressive manner.
3. Drivebye shooting
4. To completly dominate the game supermario world

Oh that boy best not talk smack unless he fitting to feel the wrath of the murkset.

murkset by Tyrone murkset February 15, 2007

murpet 

a friend who is a dumbass

"bruh, you a murpet "

murpet by greg winthrop November 12, 2016

Murphetti

(v) to unconsciously urinate all over yourself, other people, and the property of other people due to excessive consumption of alcohol and the probable excessive use of drugs.

Other acceptable tenses of the word "Murphetti" include: "Murphettied," "Murphetting," and (to) Murphett.

"Did Kate just Murphetti herself, my thigh, and my bed?"
"Andrew Murphettied last night so do not sit on the couch!"
"Kate does not realize it, but she is Murphetting herself."
"Andrew is going to Murphett the fuck out of you right now if you don't take that handle of New Amsterdam away from him."

Murphetti by MiikSilz December 15, 2016

mupset 

being mad and upset at the same time

Dayday: I'm sorry
Kalena: Nope too late I'm mupset at you

mupset by Anonymously hot October 7, 2012