I heard you tried to punch someone when you were rat arsed Saturday night, missed and fell over and cut your head. Ha ha ha
You can talk, what about the time you got a hiding and ended up in A&E with stitches left, right and centre. Ruining christmas for everyone... Ha ha ha
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.