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murkhole 

An amorphous/mystical/apocryphal orifice of the body into which various 'objects' may be inserted in disgust.
Highbert: Ah, dood, did you see Highland yesterday? He pissed Craiggers off and got it right in the murkhole.
murkhole by Hhhweidman April 25, 2009
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The term for a discrete or shady homicide.

It’s a combination of the words ‘Lurking’ and ‘Murder’ to create “Murking”
“They just fucking-Oh god-fucking murked him man! It’s insane”

“I’m out for a good murking tonight”
Murking by Goblin boyzz August 23, 2019

Lisa Murkowski 

A U.S. Senator from Alaska. Murkowski was the incumbant in the 2010 election, but she was defeated in the G.O.P. primary by tea party candidate Joe Miller.
After the primary she mounted a write-in campaign. After some dispute and a recount, Murkowski won re-election in the first sucessful write-in campaign in 50 years!
It was a glorious slap in the face for Sarah Palin when Lisa Murkowski defeated her favored tea party candidate!
Lisa Murkowski by Charles_U_Farley November 24, 2010
To be creeping around, searching, surveying in a low down manner. Like a predator in a murky swamp.
Dude 1: This club is gangster. Where did DeShawn go?
Dude 2: He is murkin' for drunk girls on the dance floor!
murkin' by Buc_Nassty January 10, 2011
to beat someone with your awesome skills, to be awesome, to do extremely well on something
Dude 1: "Wow, you're really murkin' in this track meet"
Dude 2: "Thanks bro, i know."
murkin' by ClitCapper77 November 3, 2012

Murkin' Gerkin 

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.
1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.
Murkin' Gerkin by Will R Fry December 20, 2008