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Murderous Scantrons 

The Murderous Scantrons, formed in 2005 at Los Banos High School in Los Banos, California, is one of the best known bands in the world. They've been serving up smiles for forty years in Los Banos, only recently, in 2004, moved onward in their conquest for fame and fortune. The band contains three members: David, Kyle, and Morgan (sp). Their first album, "This album is blank on purpose.", is due out in stores in July, 1999, after repeated delays due to the stealing of the source code and JAVA script by the local math teacher, Mr.Miller. The Murderous Scantrons' next show is tonight at 2A.M., in room 524 of the Los Banos High School . Be there or be squared. Don't worry, the show is blank on purpose.
"DOOd, DAT MURDEROUS SCANTRONS CONNCERTZ IN MRMILLERZ CASSWOMB WAS ROXXORZ !!!!!!!!! oneoneoneone! !!!!ELEVENEL VENEVLENEMURDER OUSEVE!!!!!!!!SCANT RONS!!!!!1 LONEONEONE", says Eddie of Geometry, period 5.

"Sir, the Murderous Scantrons concerto in Mr. Miller's classroom, was rather tasteful and enticing, I might say.", says Steven (sp) of Geometry, period 5.

"I give it a 10, just like I gave Kyle's Mom last night. <333" says David of Murderous Scantrons.

"Hey-Uh, let's get focused! I don't want no bologna today! MIKE, GET OUT! Kayla, sit down. EXCUSE ME??? HEY! H-H-H-HEEEY! Why do I allwuhs gotta carry such a big stick around? HUH? YOU WANNA GET NASTY, I'LL GET NASTY!!" says Mr.Miller.

"I love Bianca", says David, again, of the Murderous Scantrons.

As you can tell from these highly reputable sources, The Murdeous Scantrons ROXXORZ MY SOXXORZ. And all yours too. CONSIDER YOURSELF PWNED MR. MILLER. EH? EHHH? YEAHHH.
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026