Murderous Scantrons 

The Murderous Scantrons, formed in 2005 at Los Banos High School in Los Banos, California, is one of the best known bands in the world. They've been serving up smiles for forty years in Los Banos, only recently, in 2004, moved onward in their conquest for fame and fortune. The band contains three members: David, Kyle, and Morgan (sp). Their first album, "This album is blank on purpose.", is due out in stores in July, 1999, after repeated delays due to the stealing of the source code and JAVA script by the local math teacher, Mr.Miller. The Murderous Scantrons' next show is tonight at 2A.M., in room 524 of the Los Banos High School . Be there or be squared. Don't worry, the show is blank on purpose.

"DOOd, DAT MURDEROUS SCANTRONS CONNCERTZ IN MRMILLERZ CASSWOMB WAS ROXXORZ !!!!!!!!! oneoneoneone! !!!!ELEVENEL VENEVLENEMURDER OUSEVE!!!!!!!!SCANT RONS!!!!!1 LONEONEONE", says Eddie of Geometry, period 5.

"Sir, the Murderous Scantrons concerto in Mr. Miller's classroom, was rather tasteful and enticing, I might say.", says Steven (sp) of Geometry, period 5.

"I give it a 10, just like I gave Kyle's Mom last night. <333" says David of Murderous Scantrons.

"Hey-Uh, let's get focused! I don't want no bologna today! MIKE, GET OUT! Kayla, sit down. EXCUSE ME??? HEY! H-H-H-HEEEY! Why do I allwuhs gotta carry such a big stick around? HUH? YOU WANNA GET NASTY, I'LL GET NASTY!!" says Mr.Miller.

"I love Bianca", says David, again, of the Murderous Scantrons.

As you can tell from these highly reputable sources, The Murdeous Scantrons ROXXORZ MY SOXXORZ. And all yours too. CONSIDER YOURSELF PWNED MR. MILLER. EH? EHHH? YEAHHH.

Murderous Scantrons by The Murderous Scantrons February 16, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012