Muppet Necking 

Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.

she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.

Muppet Necking by ledavinci May 29, 2018

muppet necking 

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

muppet necking by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

muppet necking 

When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.

She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.

muppet necking by Nsla July 3, 2016

Muppet necking 

Getting Oral sex from a mupet

Jimmy soon noticed that stacy din't give him just a normal blow job, she was Muppet necking him.

Muppet necking by Yukiterau Amano April 30, 2015

Muppet Necking 

Shoving your hand so far up her ass you use her like a muppet.

She really enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much, for my liking.

Muppet Necking by ledavinci May 29, 2018