Mumpkin

A short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.

Jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome

by M-GZ November 21, 2010

mumpkin

A mixture between a "muppet" and a "pumpkin". Used:
1. as a term of endearment
2. a lighthearted insult.

1. Ohhh you cheeky lil mumpkin
2. Haha keep it shut you, ya mumpkin!

by Jeff24 January 09, 2005

Mumpkin

The act of masturbating while pooping. Similar to a blumpkin, but not quite.

Guy- dude you were in there for a while, i mean damn!

Guy2- yeah, i was busy getting a mumpkin!

Guy- Understandable

by Donny D (D=Down Syndrome) June 01, 2011

mumpkin

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

The Kebler elf gives a great mumpkin

by mumpkin lover April 09, 2004

Mumpkin

When a pregnant woman's water breaks and her significant other goes down on her.

Her water broke when they were about to make love, so he said "fuck it" and gave her a mumpkin.

by YinzerMyke September 14, 2020

Mumpkin

The act of giving a blumpkin on a dead person whilst their bowels are still moving.

My friend Brendan’s dying wish was for me to give him a mumpkin.

by MuntClanLeader April 12, 2024

Mumpkin

A person or individual that deliberately or more commonly due a careless attitude, fails to observe the appropriate dress code for any given occasion. Mumpkins can always be found atttending funerals.

The word is a bastardisation of 'pumpkin' the squash plant n Cinderella that albeit temporary, still delivers an appropriate transformation on the night of the ball.

Jesus look at Teddy! the idiot Mumpkin's only burying his own, sweet, dear mum in a dark blue suit! What a fuckwit!

by zebraboy777 May 18, 2016