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Multiverse Spacetime-Probability-Initial Conditions

The full six-dimensional framework extended across the multiverse, where each universe has its own unique combination of spacetime structure, probability dynamics, and initial conditions. This is the most comprehensive framework possible: every universe is fully specified by its position in the multiversal landscape, with its own laws, its own possibilities, its own starting points. Our universe is one point in this infinite space—special to us, arbitrary in the cosmic scale. Multiverse spacetime-probability-initial conditions is the ultimate expression of "it depends on where you are, when you are, what branch you're in, and where you started." Everything is relative; nothing is absolute; but some things are home.
Example: "She contemplated multiverse spacetime-probability-initial conditions on a quiet evening, realizing that her entire existence—her specific universe, her specific branch, her specific starting point—was just one configuration in an infinite possibility space. She was simultaneously insignificant (one among infinite) and precious (the only one she'd ever inhabit). The feeling was familiar: it was called being alive, now with extra dimensions."
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016