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Multiple Sclerosis

Multiple Sclerosis
A disease that no can can see that you have while you go blind, lose your ability to walk and talk normally and eventually die seven years before you ordinarily would have.
Your immune system thinks your nerve coverings are an all you can eat buffet.
Man:You shouldn't be out in public when you're drunk.
Woman:I'm not drunk. I have multiple sclerosis.
by Karinmag June 25, 2016
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multiple scleropissed

An extreme state of drunkenness to such an extent that results in fatigue, difficulty with walking, vision, balance, thinking, speech and co-ordination and loss of control of muscles and bladder control.
I wish I hadn't had that final shot, I went from being drunk to full on multiple scleropissed and had to be carried home. Oh and I wet the bed three times.
by Fatladdc August 27, 2016
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multiple slurosis

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
Dude, I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
by Bitboy May 29, 2007
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multiple slurosis

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.
I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.
by BitBoy June 18, 2007
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