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Mullet hat 

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
Mullet hat by Roasted beans December 8, 2022

mullethawk

A vaguely leonine hairstyle that blends a mullet with a mohawk. Mullethawks are often exceedingly big and poofy.
Howard Jones had a great mullethawk!
mullethawk by Mu Balicious December 19, 2008

mulletation 

The mulletation is cancer-like growth in the form of a haircut (mullet). The disease initiates early in life as the parents of mulletation offspring often have the growth themselves. It is a relatively benign for the people who bare it however, the real victims are bystanders who must view this truely obscene condition.
His mulletation was fully developed and obviously well beyond treatment as he was advanced in age. Maybe if we could have reached him earlier he could be saved.
mulletation by eric torkelson January 25, 2005

Mullethawk

A mullet combined with a mowhawk.
Hey John, sick mullethawk dude!
Mullethawk by dorfguy May 22, 2020