(n.) Trying to get with a girl only to:
- be interrupted 3 times by your roommates,
- finally get the condom on, get it in her, find out there's a hole in it
- trying to to tell her about the hole, only to realize she's deaf, and
- ultimately, failing to get off.
(adj.) to describe such a terrible event.
- be interrupted 3 times by your roommates,
- finally get the condom on, get it in her, find out there's a hole in it
- trying to to tell her about the hole, only to realize she's deaf, and
- ultimately, failing to get off.
(adj.) to describe such a terrible event.
(n.) He pulled a mullen last night. What a retard.
(adj.) Shit, man, last night was a real mullen moment.
(adj.) Shit, man, last night was a real mullen moment.
by TastelessShoes December 1, 2009
1. Verb. To make things unfair. To make someones life hell.
2. Noun. An alcoholic.
3. Noun. A woman who is simillar in appearance to a blow up doll.
2. Noun. An alcoholic.
3. Noun. A woman who is simillar in appearance to a blow up doll.
1. Ever since I moved in with Charlie, he's been mullening me. I wonder what I did?
2. Stay away from her, man, she's a total mullen. Her breath smells like nail polish remover.
3. She's such a mullen I was totally surprised when her skin wasn't plastic.
2. Stay away from her, man, she's a total mullen. Her breath smells like nail polish remover.
3. She's such a mullen I was totally surprised when her skin wasn't plastic.
by Whatsherefacee00012 June 1, 2009
Tom - omg that new kid came in our class today for a look around, He looks like a Mullen Haha
Jenny - Yeah i hope he joins the school we need to have a funny kid in our class
Jenny - Yeah i hope he joins the school we need to have a funny kid in our class
by TomHouston September 25, 2011
1. Used in the saying "Don't Mullens Yourself", meaning not to overly stress out, flip out or "mess" oneself up.
2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."
3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
2. "Do The Mullens" - pop your collar, strike a Japanese/Myspace-style backwards peace sign pose, pout and tip your hat (if wearing one) while smoothing your fringe with your free hand. Kind of like the new "Do The Bartman."
3. To ejaculate into someone's eye.
1. Guy 1: "OMG AS IF YOU GUYS WENT TO TACO BILL WITHOUT ME! WTFFFFF!"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.
2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)
3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
Guy 2: Dude...Don't Mullens Yourself.
2. (while photo is being taken)
"EVERYBODY DO THE MULLENS!"
(all simultaneously pop collars if wearing them, pout girlishly, and strike Myspace-style poses.)
OR,
(on a freakishly cold day)
"Shit, it's cold. I'm doing a Mullens." (pops up collar to prevent neck getting cold.)
3. (person gets shampoo squirted in their eye)
Person 1: "OWW! I think I just got Mullensed by that shampoo!"
Person 2: "Shit, that's gotta hurt."
OR,
Guy 1: "Man that chick is so fly."
Guy 2: "Would you Mullens her?"
by poppin' mine November 25, 2009
When A player lets the team know hours before kick off m he couldn’t play football. He pulled a Mullen
by Southport Trinity February 16, 2022
by likeasomboooouodeeeeeiiii April 11, 2011
to take something that works an mess it up to where nobody else can use it. it would be cheaper to buy a new one then to try an repair the one that mullenized
that truck it wont start with a key you have to use the light switch an turn the heater up half way its been mullenized
by jackbeefman December 10, 2011