mulch pile

when a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass good and the shit dries on it

Man I was gonna lick her ring but she had a mulch pile.

by perversed1 May 13, 2005

mulch pile

noun: hair that sticks out from the edges of a chicks panties.

Dude... she was so fine till I got my head under her skirt and found a mulch pile...time for the mexican gardener....

by Mark January 28, 2005