muizzu

a person who's pubic hair is the same colour as his beard hair (white)

you are so muizzu

by furryfuckerasseaterdickrider69 December 12, 2023

muizzu

Retarded nigga (hot asf tho)

You are so muizzu

by chairmolester November 24, 2023

Muizzu

Zrelyc's daddy
Supreme Ruler of Maldives Toilet Service

Girl1: Damn did you see Daddy Muizzu?
Girl2: He has a hot asf son bro

by hot girl 69 from maldives November 24, 2023

muizzu vun

A sarcastic term originating around 2012 in the Maldives, used to describe a situation, plan, or project that has gone terribly wrong due to poor planning, impractical design, or overconfidence in execution. Derived from Dr. Mohamed Muizzu, then-Housing Minister, now President, whose infamous urban and road planning projects were widely criticized for their dysfunctionality and lack of foresight.
The phrase became a go-to expression among Maldivians to mock any development or initiative that looked promising on paper but collapsed in reality—usually accompanied by flooding, traffic chaos, or sheer impracticality.

The road was widened, but it still floods!
Ah shit, muizzu vun?

by Nana Huwafen April 4, 2025

Muizz

All round funny guy he is tall and gets along with everyone never complains and will always keep secrets and is very tall

Muizz is such a nice person

by Jerome pashir June 12, 2019

Muizz

Muizz is someone with a big dick and all the girls love.

Girl 1 “Hey is that Muizz”

Girl 2 “yea I heard he had a big dick”

by Susiajshshdjsjsj November 3, 2020

muizz

Muizz... the epitome of manliness.

OH MY GOSH is that MUIZZ?!?!?!?!!

by an0ny February 3, 2010