by Abadabadu March 12, 2018
When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020
Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.
example:
Aye is a wagga muffin.
example:
Aye is a wagga muffin.
Aye is a wagga muffin
by swaggyprincess96 April 5, 2015
Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to muffins, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said muffin then penetrate it
Dave: where the f@ck is my muffin?!
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin
by Double triple May 16, 2016
A bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. Although Muffin Lung does commonly occur when eating muffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. Heavy mouth-breathers are especially prone to Muffin Lung.
Slow down there, champ, you don't want to get Muffin Lung!
Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.
Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.
by Greeface February 8, 2010
by GRANDDADDY JA September 9, 2009
When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.
by Kifujin February 10, 2005