mud track

To take a woman up the arse, either for her enjoyment, or your own.

When the river runs red, take the mud track instead.

by Kitch May 17, 2004

Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack

Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

Mud track

A seasoned, in not unsanitary version of plumber’s crack

Hey Miller. Please pull up your pants. This is a new white couch and we can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

Mississippi mud track

The act of rubbing your ass across your partners face during intercourse and leaving a Mississippi mud track.

Damn boy, I hooked up with this bitch last night, bitch would not stop screaming so I gave that bitch a Mississippi mud track.

by physiqz March 20, 2010

New Jersey Mud Track

When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.

Hey! How was your Track-meet?

It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.

Damnit.

by nicklebacksucks77 September 12, 2021

mud tracker

when a white person brings black people along with them to a party where the black people are not wanted

"Biz is such a mud tracker"

"I know, she always brings her black friends to our parties"

by Clayton Bigsbie August 13, 2007

mud-tracking

When you fuck a girl, or man, in the anus, take out your poo covered dick, and wipe it down her spine, leaving a brown line.

Hey, tell your mom to eat more meat and less vegatables. I was mud-tracking her the other day and the shit on her back was green.

by LuchadorMann December 16, 2006