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Mud Farmer 

1. The lowest of the peasants. A mud farmer is good for nothing.

2. In William Faulkner's book, The Reivers, a mud farmer is somebody who pours water over roads so that cars would get stuck. They then charge to tow the cars. This is an allusion to politics and how politicians will scheme in ways to create revenue from extortion.
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The IRS is a mudfarming organization. If you don't pay their extortion money you will be stuck in jail.
Mud Farmer by JC_STANTON March 12, 2010
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Mud farmer 

A Mud farmer is a person who rides there tractor thru the mud for entertainment
Look at that mud farmer driving his craftsman mower thru the mud hole.
Mud farmer by Mud farmer October 24, 2020
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