Mrs Love 

Used to be a hoe in college and gained weight as age got the better of her. Very straight brows and enjoys yeeting kids and their aspirations into the green wheelie bin. Located in the maths office hermitting around a packet of Jaffa cakes.

"hey kids, it's Mrs Love here. lets learn how to slit our wrists :))))"

Mrs Love by yeehawdaddymomyum April 30, 2019

mrs i love a walrus 

this is a woman who is married to a walrus, walrus fucker, she has a strange body-never before seen on this planet oddity. She has tits that come round corners before she does. This oddity also loves goats, and married men, if you see this creature DO NOT look directly at it as your eyes will fall out!

-I seen something in the zoo yesterday and i was sure it was Mrs I Love a Walrus!

-Did you see that thing in the back of that car?......I could of sworn it was a Mrs I Love A walrus!!!

mrs i love a walrus by the odd shape fan club January 25, 2008

Mrs.Lovejoy 

A bitch who yells all day, and will literally be the cause of your nightmares. She complains when you don’t ask for help, and when you ask for help she complains about just learning last week.

Alexis- what class do you go to next?
Martha- Mrs.Lovejoy
Alexis- I send my prayers to you

Mrs.Lovejoy by a freshman thot June 13, 2019

Mrs. Lovett

A character in the story of Sweeney Todd. She is a business partner with the barber Sweeney Todd, where Todd murders his customers, and Mrs. Lovett bakes them into meat pies to cover up the crime.
She loves Todd deeply, and so she claims that his wife, Lucy, died because she poisoned herself in an effort for him to forget Lucy and love her instead. Todd never returns her love, and in the end, she dies once he realizes that she lied to him, and in his madness, he kills her. THE END.

Devilish, widowed, left to her pies
A wish...her hope...slip't from memory to 'er eyes
Soon Mrs. Lovett would be more than a lonesome miss
Hard worker, on her grind, the baker became accomplice

Mrs. Lovett by Choconillas May 10, 2008

mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

yet another phrase for spanking the monkey, five knuckle shuffle etc

I'm off to visit mrs palm and her five lovely daughters

mrs palm and her five lovely daughters by internetpseud February 8, 2009

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters 

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters by Anonymous January 8, 2003