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The God of Quick Writes.
Mr. P tells sean to sit down.
Mr. P by Person with authority February 1, 2019
Words you can keep
A dude who changed my life and the lives of others. He was the best teacher anyone could ask for. He could brighten up your day with just a smile or a funny joke. He will be missed.
Hey, is that Mr. p?

Yea, that dude changed my life.
Mr. p by Lee0506 November 6, 2019
God of quick writes
Mr. P i need a quick write
Mr. P by Person with authority February 1, 2019
When a mans wife leaves him for a pig.
Kevin: hey honey, I’m home!... honey?? Ummm w-wh-who’s that honey?

Maranda: I’m... leaving you Kevin. I’m sorry, but Mr. Piggles has treated me with respect.

Kevin: Are you seriously making me Mr. P?!? You’re Mr. P’ing me?!!!
Mr. P by Mr. P the man November 1, 2020
Short for Mr. Pumpkin Cat, the internet-famous and loveable Scottish fold cat, famous for his antics, and being adorable.
Don’t you love Mr. P? He’s so adorable and cracks me up constantly.
Mr. P by TJLMF January 29, 2022
Probably the best teacher you'll ever have.
Dang, I don't have any classes with Mr. P this semester. Might as well commit suicide.
Mr. P by Carl_Azuz_#1_Fan October 19, 2021

Mr. P's Pizza 

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