Mr. Miyagi

Racially charged word for marijuana, or being high on marijuana. Comes from the love of Karate Kid & the fact marijuana makes your eyes sleepy like an asian man.

"Damn! It smells like Mr. Miyagi son!"

"Who got that Miyagi"

by Craig Hammer January 16, 2009

mr. miyagi

marijuana

Hey hit me up with some mr. miyagi

by rollin_balls February 24, 2009

Mr. Miyagi

The art of beating your dick so fucking hard in the shower to the point where your about to cum. Just before doing so you kneel down over the drain. When you cum you will swish the sperm into the holes of the drain. Succeeding will be followed a screeching KOBE!

I'm gonna commit a massive Mr. Miyagi

by 69DickBasher69 November 14, 2018

mr. miyagi

A STUPID RETARTED JERK. he is a fuckin asshole and should go burn in hell for defining Switchfoot the way he did.

Mr. Miyagi is an asshole because he said Switchfoot is annoying and talentless

by switchfootlover422 January 16, 2008

Mr. Miyagi

While getting a blowie, tell your partner to close their eyes so you can nut all over their face.

Sarah-san let me hit her with that Mr. Miyagi last night.

by MrSprayUrFace February 17, 2026

Mr. Miyagi technique

An elite form of jerking off where you go in the shower and jerkoff aiming for the tiny holes in the drain. A master of the Mr Miyagi technique can nut perfectly through the holes and leave no residue.

“I fucking jacked off 4 times in that shower man. I just Mr. Miyagi technique in there so well it felt so good!”

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

Mr Miyagi Soda Machine

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.

Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?

by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009