A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*
P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"
Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."
Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."
by Rifaat March 20, 2012