You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your
ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's
dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot
chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But
ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your
age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school
rugby
"And I would have went
pro if it weren't for my bum knee"