Mr.douchebag
Mr.douchebag by distro saphira April 30, 2023
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Mr. Douchebag
Mr. Douchebag by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021
Mr. Douchebag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"
Mr. Douchebag by Ebic_Duk June 24, 2022
Mr. Douchebag
Mr. Douchebag by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022
Mr. Douchebag
A song from yourfavoritemartian (a now dead popular YouTube “band”) featuring the band shit talking a rich douchebag.
It is now a pretty popular meme which makes different characters and people have the same face as mr douchebag and a clip of the song plays
It is now a pretty popular meme which makes different characters and people have the same face as mr douchebag and a clip of the song plays
Squidward: that’s it spongebob I’ve had a-
*turns into mr. douchebag*
Sponge bob: I’m sorry squidward...
*turns into mr. douchebag*
Sponge bob: I’m sorry squidward...
Mr. Douchebag by reversed dankness March 30, 2021
Mr. Douchebag
Guy 1: Isn't Kyle such a Mr. Douchebag?
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!
Mr. Douchebag by thejakeanator100 August 9, 2022
Douchey McDouchebag
Douchey McDouchebag by KristynC July 31, 2008
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