A word for that day a lot of people take off that has no name, the second of January. The same as B for Boxing is to C Christmas Day, M is Moxing to N for New Years Day.
We had lovelymeal on New Year's day but on Moxing Day we just chilled.
"Moving day" is a term associated with anal sex. It originated when scores of girls lacking in upper body strength got their boyfriends to agree to lug their heavy furniture up/down multiple staircases during the course of a move. Riddled with guilt while watching their men sweat and grunt when they could be relaxing with a Corona and watching baseball, the girls decide to overturn the preexisting blanket ban on anal in the relationship.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.