Mouslim is such a great friend.He treats you like a member of his family. Makes you feel strong and also has an iron physique
His name is derived from the Islamic religion, so his name expresses him pious and loyal.
Most successful relationships are with the annoying Cancer. He bears it and is faithful to it
We all need a Muslim in our lives

Per1:Did u get a positive energy today?
Per2:Yes.i met mouslim

mouslim by Menzermelissa November 23, 2021

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mooselimb

Mooselimb is a disrespectful phonetic spelling of the word muslim (or moslem). It has a subtext that implies both animalistic tendencies through the prefix "moose" and the moslem propensity for blowing shit up as in the word "limb."

Those fucking mooselimbs made me late for my flight by chanting from the koran and switching seats with each other.

mooselimb by Marshall Dismuke July 17, 2007

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mouselifter

A guy whose muscles, due to a lack of sports are reduced to lifting and shifting the mouse on their desktop. A lot of these people who take part in voluntary atrophy can be found in IT-businesses.A mouselifter sits in fornt of his computer all day instead of popping into a gym every once and while.Instead of heavylifting and bench-pressing, some mouselifters claim to have recently found the ultimate way of working out: The Wii...sorry but that pussy-device is fucking ridculous. Move your butt to the nearest gym and grab some weights!

cool guy: Yo homie so what's your bench-press max?
mouselifter: ahhh well you know...i really have no time for that...work and the new GTA Vice City keep me way too busy.
cool guy: Oh yea, so you're the mouselifter kinda guy.

mouselifter by Andre_1989 October 21, 2007

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