Mouse in the House
Mouse in the House by and1jsheng June 20, 2013
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Mouse in the House
When you have a small problem that is supposedly easy to fix, but can’t due to how hard it is to explain the problem
Biology teacher: You have a missing cell lab assignment in my class
Me: But I just turned it in yesterday
Biology teacher: Yeah, I didn’t get any assignments from you
Me: Did I forget to put my name on my paper? Did I turn it in the wrong time?
Me: Darn it. I got a mouse in the house
Me: But I just turned it in yesterday
Biology teacher: Yeah, I didn’t get any assignments from you
Me: Did I forget to put my name on my paper? Did I turn it in the wrong time?
Me: Darn it. I got a mouse in the house
Mouse in the House by anonymouslapras2783 September 12, 2019
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Mouse in the house
Mouse in the house by Vancitygirl January 10, 2012
Mouse in the house
Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.
Mouse in the house by Tusen2KxX December 5, 2017
Mouse in the House
When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House
Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!
Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
Mouse in the House by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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