by and1jsheng June 20, 2013
Get the Mouse in the House mug.When you have a small problem that is supposedly easy to fix, but can’t due to how hard it is to explain the problem
Biology teacher: You have a missing cell lab assignment in my class
Me: But I just turned it in yesterday
Biology teacher: Yeah, I didn’t get any assignments from you
Me: Did I forget to put my name on my paper? Did I turn it in the wrong time?
Me: Darn it. I got a mouse in the house
Me: But I just turned it in yesterday
Biology teacher: Yeah, I didn’t get any assignments from you
Me: Did I forget to put my name on my paper? Did I turn it in the wrong time?
Me: Darn it. I got a mouse in the house
by anonymouslapras2783 September 12, 2019
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Mouse in the house
• Mouse in the Mustard
• Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay
• mouse in a telescope
• Mouse in baked beans
• Mouse in my van
• mouse in your pocket
• Mickey Mouse in my club house
• You got a mouse in your pocket?
• You gotta mouse in your pocket?
by Vancitygirl January 10, 2012
Get the Mouse in the house mug.Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.
by Tusen2KxX December 5, 2017
Get the Mouse in the house mug.When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House
Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!
Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017
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